Eugene adores electronics but has a phobia of water tanks. He would love to meet Terry Wogan and is a member of a radio club. In his spare time, Eugene enjoys throwing TVs off cliffs to record the sound they make. He is a virgin and an Atheist and is currently learning to fly.

aww bless him he is so very special. did anyone watch big bro little bro? and yes sophie they do have eugene masks on their website got to print one off!!! oh yeah i remember what i was gonna say now i hate heat magazine, they were showing the press conference with vanessa and some bitch from heat gave aled a really dirty look like who the hell r u. bitch. 

Incy Wincy spider clearly wasn't very intelligent going up a water spout, why not do something constructive like scaring old ladies."

Obviously they (Jack and Jill) weren't going up the hill to get water because you don't go up a hill to get water."

Eugene put on a mole voice to say, "Hello, I'm Moley," to Kemal. I am sorry but what exactly is a mole voice???? 

 "It's amazing what entertainment you can have with a simple microwave- hes put condom wrappers, CDs and light bulbs in a microwave i think the microwaves have made him go a bit insane

Eugene has put a circuit board with a camera into a clear plastic box. and then he put it in the dishwasher. he says
We put it on and we watched it with fascination for half an hour as it completed the dishwashing process. We always wondered what goes on in a dishwasher."

awww bless him why isnt there more eugene on the tv????? if u havent already guessed i am bored